Chapter 1 – The Beginning
Let’s start with the plot. The beginning of the game, presented to us in the cartoon. Which describes the background of this adventure of Kuzma.
Santa Claus (we’ll just call him "Grandfather") Grandfather catches a severe hangover, because on the eve "New Year"drinks front-line 500 grams, as they say. That’s why Grandfather you need to pour a little dried fruit.
In order for Grandfather to maintain his status as “Father Frost,” he congratulates all his subjects on the upcoming New Year, and they, in turn, pay tribute to him.
From what Grandfather goes into a wild frenzy.
But here in the footage, something begins to approach the plantation"Santa Claus"with ominous music.
Why do the elves subsequently catch "wild horror".
And then she appears, that same witch named "Scylla". I think you can fall in love with her because of her sexy image.
with erect nipples
Voluminous and lush breasts.
This image cannot be thrown out of my memory.
Scylla decides to ruin the New Year.
But just like that Grandfather staggers with a wild hangover, he can’t do anything accordingly. Moreover, it crashes into him no less drunk elf, because of him Grandfather falls to the well.
What’s the result?? — Scylla turns all workers"Grandfather’s plantation"into pieces of cold ice.
From a raven makes "webcam stream 24/7"in order to observe through the eyes of a raven"festive atmosphere", gently strangling him by the throat… eh… I would have been strangled like that. Scyllochka
After angry speeches Scylla flies off into the sunset, leaving Grandfather and all his lads, to doom.
But how suddenly! Unexpectedly for everyone, our main character, a witch hunter and just a troll, bursts in Kuzya.
Silently flies into the city https://euromania-casino.co.uk/withdrawal/ on his corn husk..
End of the video. Start of the game.
Chapter 2 – "Abandoned City"
The game begins with the fact that we are standing in the middle of the city. Next to yours"Corn macer"and don’t even try to ask how he landed "ask Kuzyu»
I’ll quickly go through the interface, but here it is quite simple. There are 3 emoticons, which one you sit on, and which one, Kuzyu you’ll put? — no joke, this is the choice of game difficulty (easy; medium; hard).
Next is the button for the main square and exiting the task, questions for Kuze(it never worked for me) and exiting the game.
By the way, until you complete the game you will be accompanied by a splash screen at the exit, something like
"Scylla says – how is my holiday town doing?? And everything is fine – well, ok"
What can we do in the main square??
Option 1 – The house on the left – there you can listen to audio fairy tales of “Grandfather” while sitting in front of the fireplace, with a book in hand. 25 pieces. Karl, 25!
Fairy tales are fairy tales, but we need to do real things.
Option 2 – there is a phrase “Everything good is new, it’s well forgotten old”
We are waiting for the game “Dress the Christmas tree in 60 seconds” (60 seconds is just a catchphrase)
What do we see? And we see a reference to “Well, wait a minute.”! IM 02". A toy from the Soviet past, where the Wolf caught eggs.
Here, we catch “Christmas tree decorations and decorate the tree in the allotted time”.
We can do this ad infinitum, so we stomp on..
Option 3 — Start your journey!
We begin to travel through the “Grandfather’s plantation” – someone could already drop the game, because finding the right level is still a quest.
You have 3 lives.
Throughout 25 wonderful levels (which, again, are located in completely different places).
There are several games, but each time their complexity increases.
And games like:
""Reverse Lemmings""—we unfreeze the elves and help them pass all the obstacles to the finish line.
""Cousin Arkanoid""- we beat the crap out of the elves with a stone (
actually breaking the ice)
""Shooting Range at VDNKh"" – somewhat similar to Arkanoid, but now we shoot stones at: barrels, targets and elves.
Pinball "roll the balls" – knock the elf out of the ice with a ball.
""Vacuum cleaner back and forth"" – we distribute gifts from the conveyor belt to the shelves, by color.
""Troll Frog""We scatter gifts and jump on rafts and ice floes..
As a result: myocardial infarction (such a scar)
All tasks are repeated – this FACT!, albeit with increasing difficulty.
Not for casuals, only for hardcore gamers.
For those who are ready to experience pain or jump, all at once.
I’ve been in pain. I’m lonely and scared now.
There is such a joke – if you fail 3 lives you may be sent to complete the previous task, this is not always the case, but it can happen.
But it’s a little nice to see how, after completing the task, a movement of elves appears on the street. And there are more of them towards the finish line.
Now all that remains is to show the finale and summarize.
Chapter 3 – Final
If you are interested in playing through this great game yourself, then this will remain under the spoiler and go to “Results”
Achtung. FINALE SPOILER. Achtung.
The ending shows us a cartoon where our favorite witch is Scylla, looks at the webcam (let me remind you it was Crow)
But as always, Kuzma deceives her by putting up a sign with a picture of the city (apparently Kuzma is a seasoned robber, since he knows this trick, but oh well) After which the sign falls, and Scylla falls into a wild “lack of understanding” of the critical situation
And after that the elves pull out Grandfather. Everyone is happy.
Grandfather get on the sleigh. Sleigh goes to the moon. But then the Witch went to intercept and was simply knocked down Grandfather
A Kuzma marks death Scylla, another seal. Although in fact, he didn’t kill her.
End.
Chapter 4 – Summary
It’s good to play a New Year’s game in the spring, especially if the game is filled with atmosphere.
But what’s bad?? I don’t know how the children went through it, but for me this adventure of Kuzya caused permanent feelings like: anger, a desire to drop the game and anger.
Some people may like this game, for those people who neglect difficulties.
But we casuals don’t understand this. Personally, one thing kept me in this game – Scylla.
By the way Scylla I also have questions, or rather for the artists. It’s a children’s game? So why do she have such breasts and protruding nipples?? No, of course I liked this one"Fan service"but still.
Second question, with such difficulty for children? They also say in the game – “Don’t rush, the main thing is to be in time for the new year, so don’t delay”.
Okay, I don’t have a grade, since we’re not at School. I’ll just say one thing.
I will storm Kuzyu go ahead and show him"Kuzka’s mother"
The screensavers are well drawn, the stories you can listen to and experience yourself.
It’s worth a try, especially for those who want to feel the New Year.
Best comments
Why did I make pictures in the spoiler?? Because you would replay this post endlessly
(due to the size of these pictures)
It won’t be difficult to click on them.
Listen, it’s enough to just create a so-called image carousel via gallery, /gallery. Naturally, everything needs to be fastened on both sides < и >.
I hope it helped at least somehow.)
Damn, I remember playing it as a child and also looking for the right level for a very long time, so a little advice: when you are at any location, write down on a piece of paper the numbers of all the levels available on it, go to the next location, write down the numbers of all levels again, and so on, after which you navigate using the resulting “map” (it is also advisable to write down the transitions between locations and their locations).
And thanks for the review, I really enjoyed it.
There will also be analyzes of games on Kuza?
With the New Year approaching, nostalgia took hold, I googled the name of the game, and one of the first links came up: sg)
The only thing I remember about this game is that as a child it seemed difficult, and then one day I saw how my cousin’s father played it and also lost… although he played on hard and rarely lost, but for some reason this moment was still ingrained in my brain)
